Brett "The Grim" Rogers is a pretty terrifying guy. His story by now is quite well known: he worked his way up from Sam's Club to top ten heavywieght ranked worldwide in just a couple of years and a double fistful of matches. He's big, strong, tough, and guaranteed to bring the pain. This recipe tries to duplicate that magic.
Pour warm Hennessey VSOP cognac into a brandy snifter. let it swirl in your palm, and enjoy the rich heady aroma. Then pour ice-cold malt liquor from a gas station (I recommend Steel Reserve) over it to fill the glass and gulp it down before you have a chance to reconsider or regret. There will be plenty of time for reconsideration and regret later.